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There are only so many things in this world that I can tolerate. On that same note, there are some things that you just can’t stand no matter what. A list you say? Alright, you asked for it…
In no particular order…
- When people are making a purchase and their cell phone rings. No, I don’t want to wait a fucking second while you must ask your friend what they ate for supper or some other seemingly senseless topic. Go waste your own time, thanks.
- When you watch something with someone who has already watched that particular something, and they kill the ending or the climax for you. Dude, you suck.
- When people pretend to be someone they clearly are not. For example, wannabe anime characters, wannabe gangster (say whaaa), wannabe “emo” etc etc. Do me a favour, pull up your pants and wipe off the excessive black eye liner. You look like an idiot.
- When people are late. Don’t tell me you’re going to meet me in 5 when in fact, you’re going to take an hour. With each passing second, I’m trying to convince myself not to kill you. Yup.
- When people just plain stink. And no, not in the sense that they are horrible people, but literally. You smell like you just took a shit and wiped your ass with your shirt, while in a hot sauna. Lol. Okay, most people aren’t that extreme. But, do the world a big favour and take a shower. PLEASE.
- On the other hand, when guys put on way too much cologne. If you insist on spraying yourself with bottles of Axe, don’t expect a following of ladies. The commercial’s are a joke, but I gotta hand it to them, they’re making loads off of you.
- When people are plastic. Sure, you think I’m a bitch? I probably am. Just don’t act as if we’re BFF’s while you proceed to talk behind my back. Man up and tell me to my face.
If you are one of these people, don’t take it too seriously… Just change for the better. =P You’ll thank me later. LOL!!! Thats my vent. PEACE!
